HOLY F- IT’S DAY TWO. :D
Before I begin here’s a bit more about the lodge 😀 for the fucker who wanted to know more. >;O It cost 42 pounds for me and Sophie for a twin room. It’s in a place called Aldgate about 5-10 minutes near central London.
Day two (Getting lost in Chistlehurst i.e .. Kent)
Woke up to Sophie having a coffee. No surprises there. Sophie loves her coffee. So the plan was to get from a – The lodge to b – The university. So.. guess it was ANOTHER taxi then. The tube didn’t go as far as Kent. (Thanks Sophie) xD
ANYHOO it took us half an hour to get to the university of Ravensbourne.. I think that’s the correct name. Over all impression was that it looked really nice. The canteen at least was very nice.. of course I didn’t get to see much of it seeing as Sophie was the one being interviewed hence the reason we were in London to begin w- Oh im sorry. We were in KENT.
Sophie eventually got called for her interview whilst I sat and doodled.. (two flowers, a frog and Skeleton Jack if yer interested) .. are you interested?
Apparently all went well and her scripts went down good as well 😀 So im happy for her.
-BAW- IT’S NOT FAIR. I DONT WANT HER TO GO. ILL BOMB THE UNI. BOMB IT TO HELL
Apparantly (According to the interviewer) there was a Halifax (we needed a cash machine) “down the road” So we went “down to road” when we were “down the road” what did we see?
So.. was it a different bank then?
No Halifax. Non. So we kept on walking. The sun was bearing down upon us. The heat was making us delirious
“IT’S HAWT IN CHISTLEHURST”
We bumped into an ol’ woman who gave us directions to go along a private road until we reached a path
The private road was full of posh houses on either side. So I fitted in nicely apart from my tattered clothing, many bags, sweaty face, slumped over dragging my exhausted corpse like a flesh-eating zombie down the road.
The path we got to was muddy (Bad times)
But we saw a.. a.. SQUIRREL (Good t- well it didn’t help our situation but it made me feel a bit better)
We got to the end of the path
There was a road
At the end of the road
“SOPHIE! LOOK! SHOPS. FUCKIN SHOPS!”
“SHOPS? SHOPS? SHOPS!”
“PRAISE TEH LORD”
Sainsburys cash machine – The bit where you inset your card was.. empty.. there was just a big hole xD!
The first bank cash machine – Out of order
Sophie saw a pub saying there was a cash machine inside. Sophie’s 17
THIS CALL’S FOR
EMMA THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD.
-Marches in with cape-
“Yeah ill have a JD and coke with lots of ice please”
I kid 😀
We called for a.. yes.. you guessed it right. Another taxi. Just.. get over it 😀 Fast forward about half an hour and we were home.. well as home as you can be at victoria coach station. So we had six hours left until our coach was due.
We went and had a subway (omnomnom) where we discovered that our nations theme tune should be the Benny Hill theme tune.
We walked back to the station sat down and Sophie showed me an ASTOUNDING card trick. Here is how it went down.
Sophie: Pick a card and don’t show me
-Pick’s a six o’ hearts-
-put’s it back-
-Sophie shuffles the cards then picks one out-
Sophie: Is THIS your card?
-show’s six of clubs-
Me: Your half right.. try again
-pick’s out five o’ diamonds-
-Sophie shuffles the cards again and picks one out-
Sophie: Is THIS your card?
-shows five o’ spades-
Me: I don’t know how you’re doing this but it’s quite impressive xD!
Eventually after six hours of card tricks, smoking, eating, talking, staring at David Tennant we eventually got on the 425 coach back to Newcastle.
The infamous chip story
You’re not allowed hot food on the coach. BUT THAT DIDNT STOP ME. Oh no. I brought some McDonald’s chips and snuck them under my coat. I got past the driver and he went
“Could you take those chips OFF the coach”
Oh the humiliation.
I only have two cringeworthy moments in my life. Now its three. 😀
That, my dear friends is the story of our trip to London 😀 Yes we could have been more prepared in terms of travel but apart from that I had a fantastic time when I look back upon it.